Laugh away ur failures

Papa Akpors: Akpors, I learnt your JAMB result is
out.
Akpors: Daddy You remember John wey dey
carry first for our whole school? he failed
Papa Akpors: that’s terrible,what happened?
Akpors: You also remember Paul wey dey teach me for house? He failed too.
Papa Akpors: what’s causing the poor
performance?
Akpors: Daddy I don’t know, na so e be o,Even
Kelvin who won the Cowbell competition failed
too. Papa Akpors: so how was your own result?
Akpors: You also remember Paul, our senior
prefect? He failed.
Papa Akpors: (Angrily) Boy, Tell me about your
own result!!
Akpors : (angrily) If all those people failed, wetin You expect for my own result?? I be witch?

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'Don’t link Owerri church bomb scare to Boko Haram yet' - Police

The Nigerian police has advised that Nigerians should not draw up conclusions by linking the bomb scare at Winners Chapel Church in Owerri on Sunday June 15th, to men of terror group, Boko Haram

 

At a press conference organized by the National Information Centre, Abuja yesterday, the Police Force spokesperson, Frank Mba advised that until those behind the incident is determined, no one can draw up any conclusion

"The media and the citizens should not be in a hurry to link the Owerri incident to established terror cell until the full identity of those behind it are known to security forces. Until the motives are established, I think it will be pre-emptive for us to give it the toga of terrorism. It could be anything, for us in the security world, we live all options open, we are ready to test all hypothesis.’’ he said

450-pound man hides marijuana from cops in his stomach fat

A Florida man who weighs 450pounds has been arrested by the US Police for hiding 23grams of marijuana in his stomach fat.

 

42 year old Christopher Mitchell was sitting on the passengers seat of his friend's car when a Volusia County sheriff's deputy stopped their vehicle and enquired why Christopher was not putting on his seat belt. Christopher said he tried but because of his weight, the seat belt didn't belt him up.

 

The police officer noticed the two men were nervous while speaking with him and he immediately requested a drug-detecting dog and instead of sniffing the car, the dog sniffed the man. The police searched the man and found the drugs in his stomach fat. Asides the illegal drug found on him, Chris also had on a handgun and $7,000 in cash in the vehicle. He was immediately arrested.

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Boko Haram to Chibok community: Expect us again!

According to new reports, Boko Haram men have written to residents of Chibok community saying they should expect them again..soon! A senior official of Chibok LGA who spoke anonymously with Punch said the people in the community are now in great fear after they received the threat

"Everyone in the LGA believes that the sect cannot be pocketed by security men. The letter has further worsened their fear. Whenever Boko Haram tells you that they are coming, they will never fail to do so. Our fear now is that, we don’t know when and how they are going to come but our people are in great fear. We are calling for prayers as well as on government to provide adequate security in Chibok" he said

The LG official said they have notified the security agents in the area about the letter but still live in great fear as they are not certain to get any adequate help from the security officials. 

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2face, Basketmouth, Kalu Uche attend Juliet Mgborukwe's birthday party

Actress and TV personality Juliet Mgborukwe held a birthday dinner on Saturday June 14th at Eko hotel and Suites and continued with an after party at 'The Place by Papas' Lekki 1. 2face, Iyanya, AY, Basketmouth, Bovi, Kalu and Ikechukwu Uche, IK Ogbonna, BBA Bolt, Moses Ewang, John Ogu, Mbong Amata and many other celebs attended the birthday dinner. See more photos after the cut...