Papa Akpors: Akpors, I learnt your JAMB result is
out.
Akpors: Daddy You remember John wey dey
carry first for our whole school? he failed
Papa Akpors: that’s terrible,what happened?
Akpors: You also remember Paul wey dey teach me for house? He failed too.
Papa Akpors: what’s causing the poor
performance?
Akpors: Daddy I don’t know, na so e be o,Even
Kelvin who won the Cowbell competition failed
too. Papa Akpors: so how was your own result?
Akpors: You also remember Paul, our senior
prefect? He failed.
Papa Akpors: (Angrily) Boy, Tell me about your
own result!!
Akpors : (angrily) If all those people failed, wetin You expect for my own result?? I be witch?
Tuesday, 17 June 2014
Strictly for the ladies...Flavour shows off his butt on social media
'Don’t link Owerri church bomb scare to Boko Haram yet' - Police
The
Nigerian police has advised that Nigerians should not draw up
conclusions by linking the bomb scare at Winners Chapel Church in Owerri on Sunday June 15th, to men of terror group, Boko Haram
At a press conference organized by the National
Information Centre, Abuja yesterday, the Police Force spokesperson,
Frank Mba advised that until those behind the incident is determined, no
one can draw up any conclusion
"The media and the citizens should not be in a hurry to link the Owerri incident to established terror cell until the full identity of those behind it are known to security forces. Until the motives are established, I think it will be pre-emptive for us to give it the toga of terrorism. It could be anything, for us in the security world, we live all options open, we are ready to test all hypothesis.’’ he said
450-pound man hides marijuana from cops in his stomach fat
A Florida man who weighs 450pounds has been arrested by the
US Police for hiding 23grams of marijuana in his stomach fat.
42
year old Christopher Mitchell was sitting on the passengers seat of his
friend's car when a Volusia County sheriff's deputy stopped their
vehicle and enquired why Christopher was not putting on his seat belt.
Christopher said he tried but because of his weight, the seat belt
didn't belt
him up.
The police officer noticed the two men were nervous while
speaking with him and he immediately requested a drug-detecting dog and
instead of sniffing the car, the dog sniffed the man. The police
searched the man and found the drugs in his stomach fat. Asides the
illegal drug found on him, Chris also had on a handgun and $7,000 in
cash in the vehicle. He was immediately arrested.
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Boko Haram to Chibok community: Expect us again!
According to new reports, Boko
Haram men have written to residents of Chibok community saying they should
expect them again..soon! A senior official of Chibok LGA
who spoke anonymously with Punch said the people in the community are now in great fear after they received the threat
"Everyone in the LGA believes that the sect cannot be pocketed by security men. The letter has further worsened their fear. Whenever Boko Haram tells you that they are coming, they will never fail to do so. Our fear now is that, we don’t know when and how they are going to come but our people are in great fear. We are calling for prayers as well as on government to provide adequate security in Chibok" he said
The LG official said they have notified the security
agents in the area about the letter but still live in great fear as they
are not certain to get any adequate help from the security officials.
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2face, Basketmouth, Kalu Uche attend Juliet Mgborukwe's birthday party
Bisi Ibidapo- Obe Falls In Love Again
Most
of us know Bisi Ibidapo- Obe recently opened an adult shop, but what
most of us missed were her remarks at the ceremony. When Bisi was called
upon to give her vote of thanks, she thanked God for the grace He gave
her to open the store and also spoke briefly about her past
relationship. Bisi was also fast to let the cat out of the bag, when she
thanked God for her new man, the love of her life, a Lagos big boy
simply known as Sola for standing by her. Bisi who was visibly all over
him, said she's glad to have found the man of her dreams.
Monday Motivation: Why Some Are Succeeding Others Are Following
It
is not how good you are that matters in this present economy, it is how
good you want to be, and how good you are becoming by the day. The
frontiers of knowledge and information is changing at every click of a
button. There are thousands of professionals and entrepreneurs who do
the same thing as you, who possess the skill set like you do. So to
succeed you must stand out, your personal brand must become desirable.
Achieving
success in this economy does not happen by chance or luck. It is made
possible by structured processes and strategies especially if you desire
enduring success and want to build a legacy.
It
is not news that we now operate in the creative economy. People run a
monumental empire just by the power of their brain, they are producing
and creating values that benefit the whole world and today are listed
amongst the power brokers in the world’s economy. We all are creative,
we are just different in dimension and some need to regain their
creative confidence.
My
challenge is, if you want to succeed in this new economy which you must
because you have what it takes, you must master your craft, identify
that one thing you love and become a master of it. Give it what it
requires, the time, effort, resources and connection it requires for you
to attain your true creative potential. Mastery is eminent in this new
dispensation and most especially in this economy that we are in.
I
want to invite you to a special event tagged: Gaining Mastery, a
business and personal creativity workshop. Its going to be worth your
time and resources as top notch professional shall be facilitating all
the sessions. Click here for details. http://creativelearning.com.ng/mastery/ or send an sms to 08027197547
Remain creative until we meet next week Monday.
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